Here is a picture of it in action-

I can’t remember what I was typing in that picture. I was on a high. Amazed at all the awesomeness packed into such a tiny delicate package. Reminded me of myself. *tear*

This device has obviously made me much cooler than I was before, and no one ever thought that was possible. My mom thought I was as cool as any human could possibly be, and my friends thought I was incapable of ever being cool. Both proven wrong by the IPod Touch. Take that society!!

…I probably should have mentioned how useless this review was going to be at the beginning of this post. Sorry about that.

No I’m not.

He should be proud. His bullshit movie about a bullshit cause was just what he needed to execute a virtual dragon kick to the frail face of his 97 year old fellow nominee. Irena Sendlerowa was nominated for risking her life to save about 2,500 children from Nazi death camps during world war 2. She protected them from Hitler’s army by providing them with forged ID and hid them away in monasteries, different institutions and sometimes with host families.

Stupid Jew kids. Polar bears are starving and you expect your lives to be more important than that?!! OK, so the whole ‘ice caps are melting and polar bears are dying’ thing is highly disputed, but so what? You’re alive, right? That old bat that saved you all probably can’t even remember her own name anymore. But Al Gore needs to feed his ego and show off his face lift, he deserves it way more than anyone else.

I hate you Al. As a tribute to your pie chart and graph filled movie, I have created my own chart. I’ll be waiting for my Emmy nomination call..

As a side note, past Nobel peace prize nominees include Stalin, Castro and Hitler. Seems totally legit to me….now where are my energy saver light bulbs and water heater cozy? I’ve got a planet to save!!!!!