Al Gore is a winner!

Posted by: StupidGirl

And by winner I mean big fat bloated greasy propagandist who just got a big ego stroke from the fucked up liberal prize machine that is the Nobel peace prize committee. He joins names like Yasser Arafat and Jimmy Carter on the list of Nobel peace prize winners.

He should be proud. His bullshit movie about a bullshit cause was just what he needed to execute a virtual dragon kick to the frail face of his 97 year old fellow nominee. Irena Sendlerowa was nominated for risking her life to save about 2,500 children from Nazi death camps during world war 2. She protected them from Hitler’s army by providing them with forged ID and hid them away in monasteries, different institutions and sometimes with host families.

Stupid Jew kids. Polar bears are starving and you expect your lives to be more important than that?!! OK, so the whole ‘ice caps are melting and polar bears are dying’ thing is highly disputed, but so what? You’re alive, right? That old bat that saved you all probably can’t even remember her own name anymore. But Al Gore needs to feed his ego and show off his face lift, he deserves it way more than anyone else.

I hate you Al. As a tribute to your pie chart and graph filled movie, I have created my own chart. I’ll be waiting for my Emmy nomination call..

As a side note, past Nobel peace prize nominees include Stalin, Castro and Hitler. Seems totally legit to me….now where are my energy saver light bulbs and water heater cozy? I’ve got a planet to save!!!!!

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Ande (Mediocre Man) 10.13.07 / 4pm

I am a little disappointed in how you treated al gore. He won the nobel peace prize for his great theory and message to all the people to save us from impending doom. With out his great message we all will vaporise soon. I know I dont want to vaporize, do you? I am sure he really isn’t lying. Like what does he really have to gain? Its not like he is part owner of the company that sells “carbon credits” Or that he isnt a HYPOCRITE! For fucks sake his poor under powered personal jet had to fly his fat ass all the way over to nobel peace prize land to pick up his crap from them. (noting the sarcasm yet?) He sets a perfect example for people to follow….. really he does. he says we all should live in grass huts and listen to him because he is so smart and fat is cool now. His nice mansion and jet are irrelevant because he “buys” carbon credits. Thats what a good socialist should do. “Do as I say, not as I do” When I’m driving my big truck and getting 4.5 miles to the gallon, I am truly thinking about the poor polar bears that have down syndrome and cant swim or what ever their problem is. Or how about all the new yorkers that are going to have to buy boats because it will be under water some day. hell, it will be the new Vienna! That would be awesome. Think of all the jet fuel people will save not having to fly to Vienna because they can just go to new york in their hybrid toyota. AWSOME!

May god give you a mediocre day, and good luck!

Jerry (Ummm, Jerry) 10.13.07 / 5pm

Who gives a shit? A comet will knock our arses into our doom soon enough.We have until 2012 to get all of our crap together and save our planet.Ol’ Al will be another self-proclaimed icon by then and with his support Hillary Clinton will be ready for her second term explaining what qualifies as “sex” to elementary schools as certain death to all living creatures falls upon us (except the cockroach of course). Give me a break, my small state ran out of Bush’s so guess that was the best we could come up with…..a different kind of Bush and her Gore loving group of winners. John Lewis endorsed her so who are we to question? Lets all be Hillraisers…lol

Chad 01.21.08 / 2am

Best chart ever. Al Gore is going to hell twice, for his filthy lies.

StupidGirl 01.21.08 / 2pm

Oh Chad, you kiss ass.

Chad 01.21.08 / 2pm

:P only sometimes.

JJ 01.24.08 / 5am

I hate to add myself to the category of “kiss ass” but this post is the coolest thing I have ever read… in my life.

StupidGirl 02.03.08 / 8pm

JJ, Chad, I kid. Not kiss ass, KICK ASS! I didnt know there were other geeky conservatives out there. I’m….surrounded….by…..evil….libs…save me

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