Thats IT!!!

I’m switching sides!! I’ve had enough of this illegal war, and all these Neocon criminals! Pastor Wright’s words finally sunk in. I AM an evil white person, I just never realized it. We brought this all on ourselves! If we hadn’t been holding down the black man all these years, and trying to steal land and riches worldwide, we never would have been attacked!

It’s time for a change, people! I’m becoming a liberal black woman. We need to take down this oppressive criminal old white man country! While I’m at it, I’m switching to PCs too. Goodbye MacBook, hello Vaio!!

I’m a whole new woman, and it feels soooooo good!