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1.
"that sounds like a fat nigger bitch
name"
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2.
"bill clinton is THA MAN!!"
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3.
"my mom is really really fat, i never
want to introduce you to her"
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4.
"o come on, i didnt hit you THAT hard"
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5.
"im gay"
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6.
"gettin a little chunky arent we?"
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7.
"i got caught smoking hash, so theyre
sending me back to france"
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8.
"since the police raid, my dad isnt allowed to have dogs"
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9.
"do you think sonja would date me?"
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10.
"i need to end this relationship, i think i can do better"
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11.
"my ex called, she has some christmas presents for me"
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12.
"my cousin is SO HOT"
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13.
"umm....how long does crystal meth stay in your system?"
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14.
"my half sister is SO HOT"
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15.
"i was so drunk..haha...i let her do what she wanted for a
bit, but i stopped her before she went down"
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16.
"my ex is a model"
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17.
"i got a phone call a few years back....i might be a dad, but
i dont think its mine.."
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18.
"ahh, there, you look better with the light off"
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19.
"but, i dont want you to go to college and get all smart."
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20.
"youd look smokin with implants"
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21.
"whens your sister getting home?....your sister is so pretty......so,
is your sister dating anyone?"
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22.
"if you see any spiders in the house, dont kill them, my dad
special ordered them."
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23.
"im not racist but..."
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24.
"her niece is coming into town and i promised id take her out
on a date"
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25.
"you pushed me first"
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26.
"yea, they have me quarantined, everyone who comes in has to
wear a big protective suit"
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27.
"well, i have a fiance but..."
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28.
"o come on, let him see your tits"
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29.
"i think i have to get back together with my ex...i owe her
stepdad a lot of money"
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30.
"i dont care if my mom hears us"
8/9/04
What did you just say??